Of Images: “The Hunger”.

The Hunger: vampires, soon at your nearest clothing store.

The Hunger: vampires, soon at your nearest clothing store.

When you see Catherine Deneuve in a leather jacket with blood on her lips, looking slightly surprised leaning over a unconscious young and handsome men while David Bowie, wearing a suit holding a cigarette behinds her, sends a quite bored look to the viewer you instantly find that the movie “The Hunger”, directed by Tony Scott, is sexy, voluptuous, charming and fairly intimidating. Though its not a very elaborate image and in fact is very similar to any modern fashion advertisement – you can clearly identify some Dolce & Gabbana features there -, it’s undoubtly effective since its dark tones and imagery visually announce to the public that in this movie vampires are as dangerous and deathly as they are used to be in any other classic of the genre, but at the same time it also suggests that these creatures may not be exactly the vampires you were used to know. Compare it to posters of the last vampire movies that have been produced and you will immediataly realize how efficient it is as a poster – and amazingly beautiful, of course.

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Blast The Past with Andrew Stetson!

Andrew Stetson, ready to play some games for grown-ups.

Andrew Stetson, ready to play some games for grown-ups.

Canadian model Andrew Stetson is one fine specimen of male. I discovered him around 2008 and I was instantly impressed at how handsome he is, even on worst-case scenarios. Whatever evil plans fashion designers, makeup artists and photographers do, his astounding sexiness wins them over. People may dress him with the awfullest clothes, cover his perfect face with megatons of makeup and throw him on the worst lighting to turn him into that horrendous androgynous beast that fashion magazine editors love oh so much but still everything is vaporized by his jedi-like beauty power. Obviously, Andrew reveals his best when he is shot wearing less clothes. If you already had the chance to admire that famous photo of him on undies taken by photographer Lindsay Lozon (this one above) and escaped alive without literally burning in pure desire you know how beautiful a “male package” can be seem on a photography, not to mention his hazardous green eyes, ravishing lips and incredible smooth body garnished with two trance-inductive nipples. It’s SO sexy that a single look on that picture can turn people into drooling zombies hunting down men in underwear at model agencies. Yes, Andrew is that dangerous, folks. His is a weapon, and I bet everybody would beg to be his target.

Jump to my Andrew Stetson’s album to get almost 180 pictures of this Canadian treasure.

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Like, Not Quite like and Dislike: Menomena, Klaxons and Animal Collective.

Shake, shake, shake, Menomena, shake your body line!

Shake, shake, shake, Menomena, shake your body line!

Like:
Menomena, the trio from Portland is one of the most creative on the indie scene, beautifully crafting songs dealing with a reasonable level of wild experimentalism without losing the grip on musical appeal. Though Menomena’s songs feature a fair amount of synth and keyboard and the extensive use of percussion, drums and guitar is frequently built on loop samples (using a computer software programmed by one of the band’s members), their songs feature that essential rock feel which seduces not only your ears but also your entire body, since when listening to some of their songs you may feel an incredible desire to shake yourself loosely to their uber-addictive groove and phenomenal rhythm. It was not by chance that they were invited to write music for an experimental dance company of their hometown.

Menomena – “The Monkey’s Back” (from I Am The Fun Blame Monster!)

Menomena – “The Pelican” (from Friend and Foe)

Klaxons wearing quite ordinary clothes - it's often quite different.

Klaxons wearing quite ordinary clothes - it's often quite different.

Not Quite Like:
The three boys from British band Klaxons love combining a little bit of rock with tons of glowing electronica on their songs, which have as a result some exciting tunes crowded with sparkling guitars riffs and sci-fi like keyboard chords. But most of the time this unceasing excitement on the melodies composed by them is just too much. It seems they can’t control their eager desire to put just about everything which may produce sound on a melody at the same time: guitars, drums, bass, keyboards, synthesizers and even the voice of the three guys is often splattered together on more than half of the lenght of every song released on their debut album. I hope they develop a sense of balance on time to write new songs for their second album because if they keep their music the way it was done on the first release, people will get tired of them way too soon. Meanwhile, while we don’t discover what will be of their schizophrenic style on this yet-to-be-released album, make sure you have a good amount of aspirin pills at home if you decide to listen to Myths of the Near Future for two or three times in a roll – specially when wearing headphones.

Klaxons – “Two Receivers” (from Myths of the Near Future)

Klaxons – “It’s Not Over Yet” (from Myths of the Near Future)

It's a good idea to make some fun of yourself when your music is everything but fun

It's a good idea to make some fun of yourself when your music is everything but fun

Dislike:
Higly praised by the indie music press as one of the coolest things on music scene, the guys from Animal Collective are often labeled as experimental, and sure they are. Problem is that they are specially skilled on always turning their experimentalism into drowsy, liveless, anemic music. Virtually all melodies composed by the music group is made of a cyclic melodic motif that sounds as if it was recorded while the band was uncontrollably floating on the air surrounded by synthsizers and keyboards constantly babbling swirling sounds on the course of their destiny to, I don’t know, some dream-like land, not like Alice‘s or Dorothy‘s but Michael Jackson‘s. It’s psychedelic, nostalgic, minimalist daring music made by avant-garde musicians, the band’s admirers would say. I dare to say that it is just bad psychedelic, nostalgic, minimalist never-end music made by nerdy boys. It’s like masturbation, folks – without the orgasm.

Animal Collective – “Brother Sport” (from Merriweather Post Pavilion)

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Blast the past with Paul Walker!

The real blond ambition, Paul Walker.

The real blond ambition, Paul Walker.

Like me, you may have watched only a couple of his movies and may not remember a thing about them. Alright, this is understandable – most of his movies are made of races and crashes and, well, crashes and races! Although, nobody would ever forget Paul Walker – even a comatose would awake mouth watering, feeling an aching desire for licking his entire smooth skin from head to toe (enjoying some delicious stopovers on the way) after having a sight of this perfect example of anglo beauty. How would anyone not remember this sexy blond, with manly face features, radiant smile, astonishing blue eyes and gorgeous athletic body? Whether his hair cut is a bit long, showing its golden wavy locks begging for some caress or is trimmed, Walker is a treat for the eyes (and the hands) and a feast for the libido. I could say he is dreamy but this word is not the exact translation of this guy’s physical potential. Isn’t “dreamy” a word too tied to a naive, typically adolescent idea of love and romance which is usually related to those glowing-skin twinks on teen vampire movies? Sure Walker would be an ideal match for you to live a life of full blown romance but, hey! We are not kids! We want a spicy romance, full of delirious moans and screams of pleasure and this handsome stud surely delivers this since his beauty owns a kind of wild feature that sends out rockets of pure lust in the atmosphere. Yeah, he may be a Walker but no space shuttle would take a man to the outer space like him.

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Blast the past!

Guessing game: who are the studs?

Guessing game: who are the studs?

I have already said it here that this happens almost everytime. When someone asks for prime examples of beautiful men people don’t even take time to think and promptly answers “Brad Pitt”, “George Clooney” and a couple of other man at most but let’s be honest: they have been far from being references of beauty of any kind lately – the first one looks like an hermit and the other has not take care of his body for ages. Even on their golden days there were many other sexy and handsome men out there (many of them much more hotter) but since entertainment media loves to constantly reinforce these guys as the top beauty references because the media themself firstly pointed them out as this most people use them as examples simply because they don’t know others (or do not care to know). Interestingly enough, I’ve noticed that while men are also affected by this, women in particular are the ones who do not often try to get new examples of handsome guys even with Pitt and Clooney getting less and less beautiful. On the other hand, guys who like men are often eager to make new male beauty discoveries, which helps them keep a much more updated and numerous repertoire of men to cite as examples. As I belong to the latter group and as I think that I know a fair amount of handsome men I’ve decided to declare battle against the monolithical male beauty standards. How? The simplest way possible: I’ll start to shed light on the ones I think are much more handsome, sexy and hotter, be them already known, fairly known or completely unknown – they all deserve our attention, folks!
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